when your friends corner you in a shower to make you be on their news show
"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"
I can’t get over how much I love that there’s just a universally agreed upon strategy among the X-men that is just “throw wolverine at the thing”
contrary to popular belief, the Straight White Male is more dangerous than the Great White Shark
we had to do a test in gym and the last question was ‘ultimate frisbee is considered a _____ sport’
.. i put boring